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Every step you take, I’ll be WATCHING you (during Kidding Season)

Oh, dear. It’s stalking time again! No, I didn’t mean talking time. I really meant stalking time! I hope no one calls the police, but then again, I am referring to the 80s band, The Police, who probably didn’t have goat breeders in mind when writing this song, but hey, whatever works! Maybe I am wrong and Sting, the writer, has some cute country cottage in England with lots of sheep and goats.  After all, if you have a name like Sting, I have to assume he likes animals (bees, in particular)! In either case, when I hear:

Every breath you take,
Every move you make,
Every bond you break,
Every step you take,
I’ll be watching you…

I certainly think KIDDING TIME! This is what I do every spring as kidding time nears (in truth, I begin doing it from day 1 of breeding).  Right now I only have one left to kid, and she is making me wait! I check goats two, sometimes three times a day. As the impending due date nears, I watch their every movement from my kitchen window and back deck (ok, I admit I spy on them from the window in my study, too). Often I peek in on them, watching for movement of those babies on the right side (kick! kick! Sometimes it looks like a ping-pong game going on in there). I pay attention to breathing, belching, stretching, moaning, groaning, crying, scratching, nibbling, licking– everything. I watch for broken ties with old friends and anyone who suddenly wants to be a loner or leave the herd for new pastures. I watch back legs, looking for nice angularity to give way to two–2×4 posts suddenly. I watch. I wait. I sigh. I moan. I groan. I guess. I hope in anticipation, and then I am let down. I wait some more and inevitably, watch some more. OMG… I AM a stalker–a goat stalker.

Some might think I am a bit odd at midnight, leaving the house with my silly-looking, waterproof headlight/flashlight combo, slogging through the red mud, wet snow, freezing rain, icy sleet, dense fog, and other icky nastiness that heads my way just to go to the barn to do a bedtime check before trying to go to sleep myself (no, not in the barn though I have considered making a lovely, little cozy warm spot out there somewhere to keep out the freezing rain a few times!). However, I know I’m not odd. If I were alone, then I’d be odd, but I’m not. No, there are a whole group of goat stalkers out there! I’m so glad I’m not the only geeky goat girl slogging through the ick. There are plenty of us, and then there are those who … yes, believe it or not… those who want to be us! (join now! Membership is only $25, and you can PayPal it direct to me! 🙂    For those of you who are ‘new’ to goats, or even for those who are considering goats, here are some things you should be prepared to watch out for when it comes to impending delivery of kids in future months/years/centuries (you vampire goat watchers).

1) Loose ligaments– The ligaments are located on both sides of the tail head. When they get loose and droopy, enough that you can or can almost close your fingers around the tail head, OR if the area around the tail head ‘visibly’ appears to be sliding down toward the ground, birth time is close. Some people will say kidding is within hours. I disagree, because I am a goat watcher, and I’ve had ligs soften up to 2 weeks ahead of time, especially on those goats that have freshened before. After ligs, look for the other signs, too.

2) Posty legs — If you look at your goat, and her legs have gone from curvaceous beauty to two, 2X4 posts, you have labor shortly around the bend (usually within 24 hours).  There’s no missing postiness when combined with loose ligaments. The poor gal will look like she’s trying to do ballet around the barnyard while her tail is drooping toward the ground.

3) Pawing the ground — Yes, she’s big. Yes, she’s uncomfortable. Yes, she just wants to lay down and get comfortable, but no, it’s not going to make her feel any better. She’ll do it anyhow. Usually, pawing the ground directly precedes labor, and most will be happier if penned at this time with nice, comfy bedding to paw at before ‘pushing time.’

4) Crooning, Begging, Crying, Cursing at her stomach — Yes, and sometimes all of the above. Not all does talk to their babies, but many of them do. Many of them may think there’s an alien lifeform in there because they really do a lot of yapping at the belly.

5) I VANT TO BE ALONE! — Oftentimes does will separate themselves from even those who have been their lifelong friends when the time comes to kid and bond with their new babies. Some of them, especially first fresheners, might just be trying to hide from the alien that seems to want to come out, and perhaps, when labor pains begin, some are trying to protect the rest of the herd from what could be an enormous bout of flatulence–the worst ever! Either way, many do want alone time and will separate. This is why it is important to have kidding pens set up. If you let your do have the kids wherever she wants, she may become confused and abandon them or have kids in several locations where they could chill or be ‘forgotten.’

6) Contractions– A does breathing changes during contractions, and you will notice her abdomen hardening into a ball. She may cry out during this time, or she may ‘talk’ to you. Some want your attention during contractions, and some will even lick you in prep for cleaning their kids.

7) Streaming — Doesn’t that sound lovely? I picture a sweet meadow with a babbling brook, lots of fragrant wildflowers, chirping birds, and a gentle, warm breeze. Not. In fact, it just means she’s losing her mucous plug and ‘oozing’ it in a goopy ‘stream’ of fluid the consistency of jelly. This is good news though because it means…

8) Pushing — What else can I say but KIDS WILL APPEAR WITHIN MINUTES TO A FEW HOURS. HOORAY!!! The doe will bear down, sometimes brace herself against the floor or wall, and push. Does will sometimes lay down to push. I encourage mine to stand since I know gravity well help get those kids out of their faster.

Kids are born (normally) in a diving position with the head resting on front feet. In most cases, does do not need assistance, but if she has multiples or a precipitous (fast) birth, you can help clean off babies. If you are going to be milking, it’s a good time to get her used to your hands. Let her lick you, and you can ‘nurse’ (milk) from her, too, and she will be eager to care for you on the milk stand.

I hope the rest of your kidding season is great! Have a good one.

Geeky Goat Girl on Facebook

We have a new Facebook page dedicated to Geeky Goat Girl. The others will still have info on our farm site, too, but this one will have a few other things related to goats. 🙂

Please give our new page a like and we will be adding fun things goat as time progresses.


10 Ways to Name a Goat

When you breed registered goats, no matter what type of goat it is, you are generally stuck with the task (which I find fun) of naming the millions (in my goat dreams!) of animals that are born on your farm. Yes, yes, yes, some people let the new owners name the kids. WHY? What’s the fun in that? Picking out names can be such an adventure! Ok, ok. I hear you saying it’s a pain; names are overused and hard to come up with. So, I suggest coming up with as many unique names as possible! Start a goat notebook today, and then you can just whip it out whenever you choose! Remember, names (including your herd name) cannot exceed thirty (30) spaces for ADGA or AGS. (unfortunately, I do have to count more than my goats sometimes!)

After thinking about it, I’ve decided that there are basically only 10 ways to name a goat. Here they are, and no, I didn’t organize them. Some are used more often than others. Everyone has their own preference!


Du-DAA-Du-Du-Du-DAAA-Duhhh-Du-Du-Du-DAAA-Duhhhh-Duh-DA-Da-Duh (I’m JUSTTTT geeky enough to see a wookie!) Themes can be based on anything: songs, movies, foods, people, animals, flowers–the list never ends. I name a lot of my animals this way. I use several themes. For instance, I have some ‘nuts’ in my family (they never fall far from the tree, right?) : Acorn, Nutmeg, Butternut, Pistachio, Karuka, Hazelnut. As long as the names stick with the theme SOMEHOW, use them. Be unique. Come up with your own crazy themes.

Cutesy Names

BAHHHHHHH! Angel, Sweetie, Baby, Sugar, Honey, Precious, Cutie Pie– these are all ‘cutesy’ names. I can hear some of you saying, “Oh, but she is such a precious little baby!” That may be very true, and if she’s not going to be having kids and shipping them all over the US then it’s ok (Did you hear that? Yes. If you want to call her Baby, go right on ahead and do it!). However, if you do intend to show, go on milk test, breed for improvement and sell millions (dream big with me) of progeny, then it is wiser to use a unique name. Why? In the US alone, so many goats of various breeds are registered yearly, especially breeds like the Nigerian dwarf, that it is much easier for people to remember your names and identify with a specific animal if the name stands out in some way. So how do you make them stand out? READ ON! There are LOTS of ways.

Shocking / OOAK (one-of-a-kind) Names

When I say choose something unique, I do mean that. However, there are some that we could call ‘oddball’ names. Some of these are quite hilarious, shocking, one-of-a-kind, and some are truly a little scary. In this case, and this is my take on it (please, no tying me up–unless you are Channing Tatum, then by all means, I was a bad girl), if you are going to be showing, you might not want to be the one dragging “Pus Bucket” to the ring when her name is called over the loudspeaker. Even in your backyard, it might not be so comforting to the neighbors to hear you calling for “Spitball” at feeding time. As stated in the prior line of reasoning, this animal may also live on in the pedigrees of many animals, so really think about whether you want that name to possibly be prolific in the history of the breed (and associated with your herdname). Then again, you might be all for that! If names like Big Bloomers, Ear Wax, Gooberpoo, and Mr Pottie Pants appeal to you, then I guess I have to say “GO FOR IT!” Again, your decision.


Funny goat names are often favorites as long as they aren’t extremely rude or crass. Some pun name examples are: Al O’Moaney (alimony), Amanda Hugnkiss (a man to hug and kiss), Artie Choke (artichoke), Barb E. Cue (barbecue), Barry Shmelly (very smelly), and  Bowen Arrow (bow and arrow). The list goes on and on. One cool thing about funny names it that you could always go back in the pedigree and pick out a name and ‘TwIsT” it to make it a little funny. The whole point is to make it memorable and fun. Who doesn’t remember something if it makes them laugh?

Other Fun Names

Coming up with names can be a lot of fun. You can create palindromes (same forward as backward): Abba, Alila, Izzi, Otto, Neven. Then there’s Amore, Roma, Avid diva, and don’t nod (one of my faves). Hyperbole (exaggeration) can be fun, too: Zero Times Loser and  Neva Sleeps.  Alliteration can also add a bit of flair. It is the repetition of a specific sound in words (Geeky Goat Girl gets it! Get it, gang?). Some examples would be WooWoo Wally or Anna Abi. Even Betty Boop, Ladypep Lollypop, and Skysee Seasky work. If you wanted, you could also use opposites or oxymorons: Found Missing, A Fine Mess, Aging Yuppie, Melted Ice, Mini Jumbo, Rush Hour, Relative Truth. Try making up your own.


These are so much fun to play with. I’m DEFINITELY going to start using these! An anagram is simply jumbling one word to make another. You could take mom and dad’s name and jumble if you wanted, or just jumble one of the names or some other word. Make them funny or serious. Make them opposites. Do whatever you like: Silent (Listen), The Eyes (They See), and Moon Starer (Astronomer). The ultimate would be Toga (Goat) or Rewarding Naif (Nigerian dwarf). By the way, there are only 11683 ways to rearrange Nigerian dwarf!

Try this anagram generator and have some fun!

Important People/Places

This one’s easy, folks! Anyone can play this game. Pick up a history book (if you don’t have one, use the big book of Google!) or an atlas (again, Google or MapQuest will work). Where do you want to go? Who do you want to be? Who do you want to win? Who do you want to destroy? Well, you might not want to use that last one, but you get the point. You could also use movie names or TV names if you wanted.

  • Tom Thumb (yes, there’s a famous Nigerian dwarf)
  • Jumpin’ Jack Flash
  • Reba
  • King Richard
  • Mcconaughey
  • Paris
  • Letterman
  • Washington
  • Arizona
  • Yourup (haha! Europe, get it?) (Yes, I want to go there!)
  • Sanford (been there– Maine, North Carolina, and Florida)

After nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, onomatopoeia 

A noun is a ‘thing’; anything you can think of will work. You can call your buck Cowboy Dan, Stetson, Bootstrap, Sock Puppet, Apple, Butterfly, Robot, etc. Verbs: Accelerate, Appreciate, Enhance, Fine Tune, and more. Active verbs work really well, especially attached to a little phrase like End the Game or Loving It. Adjectives are merely descriptive words you can see, taste, touch, hear, or smell. These also work well in combo with a noun. Stinky Catch is a good one or Blue Boy, Alive and Kicking, Average Girl, Brown Eyed Betty, and Curvy Broad. Adverbs work well with verbs: Just Judy, Joyfully Spun, Almost Late. Onomatopoeia is a ‘sound’ word: BOOM! Crash! BANG! KAPLOWEY! Come up with your own variations. Mix and match!


These vary so widely that I’m not going to mention any……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Ok. I changed my mind. Here’s a place you can play around and change spellings along with . For example: Reba’s “Rumor Has It” has been used before, but there’s no reason this couldn’t be “You Lie,” which is essentially the same thing. It doesn’t matter if you’re a “Survivor” or not, “Cathy’s Clown” is always going to be around. “What Do You Say?” I know. “If I Had Only Known,” but I was the “Last One to Know, ” and “Still,” “Til You Love Me,” “Fancy,” “Does He Love You?” You could go back through the albums and plan out an entire theme list if you wanted. My late husband really liked Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band along with other music from the 70 and early 80s. Oddly enough, we had a Hollywood Nights out of Midnight Rambler and Bad Moon Rising, which led to Fortunate Son, Jody Girl, and Kathmandu.

Foreign Words

We use some Spanish words here, and I’ve seen lots of people use French words and more in the past. The cool thing is that I’ve seen some people spell the names differently. For instance, we have a Bonita (it means ‘pretty’ in Espanol–Spanish), but then there’s also a Beau-Nita (NC PromisedLand). I’ve seen Mariposa (Butterfly in Spanish), and you could modify that to a MaryPoza if you wanted. The list goes on and on. Parlez vous Francais o habla espanol? German? Italian? Something else? Have fun with it!

I do believe I could keep going here. You could use metaphors, similes, numbers, and other things to name your goats, but I hope the examples above help some. Kidding season is upon us, so I hope this gave you some ideas. START MAKING A LIST AND CHECK IT TWICE. Oh, well, I guess you don’t have to do the second part unless your goats pull a sled, too.

Have an awesome spring kidding season, and share some of those names with me! I promise I won’t steal them (FINGERS CROSSED BEHIND MY BACK).

Goat-Speak: Words to Beware of for the Non-Tragosphiliac

I’m a logophile (lover of words) and a goat ‘person’–someone who finds goats charming, funny, interesting to study and watch, and very beneficial on my farm. Are you a goat person? This is someone who ‘suffers from’ (technically, there is no suffering; they make me happy) an addiction to goats or what I have decided to coin as tragosphilia from the Greek word ‘tragos’ for goat and ‘philia’ for love, admiration, or a fondness for something. Cat lovers have a word (ailurophilia: a fondness or love of cats or other felines; from Ancient Greek αἴλουρος (ailouros, “cat”) + English -philia (from Ancient Greekφίλος (philos, “dear”, “beloved”)).  Why shouldn’t goat people have a word, too?!

Many of us are tragosphiliacs (thank goodness! It’s no fun being alone!). We’ve formed groups on Facebook, have our own pages, create our own blogs, write Continue reading